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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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