worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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