so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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