If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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