I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
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So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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