so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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