I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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