First date: that requires underwear, huh?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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