Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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