420 ftw
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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