i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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