rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
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He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize