I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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