So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
we're making bets on your personal life
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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