Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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