People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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