how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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