I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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Ours, apparently.
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