literally had 100 drinks last night.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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