I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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