Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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