You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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