"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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