Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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