if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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