If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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