party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
His nipple licking is glorious
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