I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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