google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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