I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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