her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
My feet surprised me
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Randomize