dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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