Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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