he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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