Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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