So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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