Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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