so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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