Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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