Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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