Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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