On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.  Â
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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