i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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