That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
false alarm, still single
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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