that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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