He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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