you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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