Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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