I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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