Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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